Royalty Humor Fans Gifts

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

'Is it true? -- Did you slap a tariff on mother?'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"All rise."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Canute Does It Again

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

"It is not you. It is we."

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

"That's kingsize?"

'We got a Christmas card from King Sverdglink of Lithuania -- when did HE get Christianized?'

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

'You guys are all pardoned - I'm putting in a wine cellar.'

'There must be some mistake -- Kings don't pay for things.'

Joke of a lover

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'