Royal Fashion Gifts

Queen

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

The Unhappy King

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Royal Love

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

Reign Man

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'One can see the baby's crown!'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

Royal Wedding procession.