Royal Fashion Critic Gifts

I prefer the t-shirt and shorts combo when it's this hot.

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"It was a crime of fashion."