Royal Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the clever, sometimes saucy humor of royal critics? Explore our collection of products designed to poke fun at regal pomposity and crown-worthy critique. Perfect for those who love satire, monarchy parody, or just a good laugh at royal pretensions. Whether it's a mug for the office or a pillow for lounging, our items make a regal yet humorous statement.

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'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!' mockup

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

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No Elgar!

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Dating an English Major

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"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time." mockup

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

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"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected." mockup

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

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DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?' mockup

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

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"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?" mockup

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

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"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job." mockup

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

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'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.' mockup

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

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The Music Critic.

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"But they told me I was too big to fail."

"But they told me I was too big to fail." mockup

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

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'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.' mockup

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

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A singer being criticised

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'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal' mockup

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

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Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!' mockup

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

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"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics." mockup

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

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"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?" mockup

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

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'Do you have an appointment?'

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Pianist being pelted with tomatoes. mockup

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

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Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

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The New York Times-Carnegie Hall Poll mockup

The New York Times-Carnegie Hall Poll

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"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!" mockup

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

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'May the groom kiss the bride?'

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Smashed harp...

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'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?' mockup

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

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"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'." mockup

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

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"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'" mockup

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

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Royal Critic Gifts Collection

Royal Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring hilarious royal critique cartoons—perfect for making a statement at the breakfast table.

Royal Critic Pillows

Find pillows that bring a humorous royal critique into their living space—comfortable, witty, and regal in spirit.

Royal Critic Prints

Discover prints that showcase sharp, satirical cartoons about royalty—great for decorating with a humorous, royal twist.

Royal Critic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that deliver clever and comedic takes on royal critique—wear your humor and satire with pride.