Elite Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the discerning eye and clever nature of an elite critic? Our curated collection features witty and thoughtful items perfect for someone who appreciates sophisticated humor and sharp analysis. Whether they critique films, literature, or art, these unique products will make them smile and feel truly understood. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find something that matches their refined taste and creative flair.

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"What he lacks in foreign-policy experience he more than makes up for in money."

"What he lacks in foreign-policy experience he more than makes up for in money." mockup

"What he lacks in foreign-policy experience he more than makes up for in money."

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Trial by Media

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Squeezing the Free Press.

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'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

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'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!' mockup

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

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Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment! mockup

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

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Reading my Critics

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"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news." mockup

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

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Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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Difference of Opinion

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Meet the Enemy

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"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

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"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

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'There's nothing on.'

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'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!' mockup

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person." mockup

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

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Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

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Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

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"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks." mockup

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

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Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

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Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

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Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

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'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.' mockup

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

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"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it." mockup

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

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"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?" mockup

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

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"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!" mockup

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

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'It's cutting edge theatre.'

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"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times." mockup

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly." mockup

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

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"Which news channel should we watch?" mockup

"Which news channel should we watch?"

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"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..." mockup

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

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"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...." mockup

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

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Elite Critic Gifts Collection

Elite Critic Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the elite critic—witty, clever, and perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Elite Critic Pillows

Shop our pillows featuring humorous designs that honor the sharp mind of an elite critic.

Elite Critic Prints

Find artful prints that capture the inventive spirit of a true critic—adding personality and wit to their space.

Elite Critic T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the clever critic in style—fun, witty, and perfect for expressing their creative personality.