Elite Critic Pillows

"What he lacks in foreign-policy experience he more than makes up for in money."

Trial by Media

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Reading my Critics

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."