Urban Elite Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and discerning taste of your favorite urban critic? Our collection offers clever, stylish items designed for those who love to critique and appreciate the finer (or funnier) things in city life. Whether it's for a fellow critic or your own discerning self, these products combine humor, elegance, and a touch of urban sophistication to make every day a little more lively and a lot more memorable.

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"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie" mockup

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

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"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world." mockup

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

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Demonic Repossession.

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'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.' mockup

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

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Champagne at the hunt

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'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.' mockup

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

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"We'll always hate Paris."

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During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate. mockup

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

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Urban Expansion

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'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.' mockup

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

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"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?" mockup

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

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'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.' mockup

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

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"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...." mockup

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

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'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons' mockup

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

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This site acquired for yet another housing development.

This site acquired for yet another housing development. mockup

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

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Autumn Leaves

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Gentrification vs Manchester...

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'I hate bird watching in the city.' mockup

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

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"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat." mockup

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

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A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development mockup

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

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Men Working Since 1931

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"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!" mockup

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

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'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.' mockup

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

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Beware: Safe Area.

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Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community mockup

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

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"We must put this to a rigorous and thorough public consultation that we can then ignore if it disagrees with us."

"We must put this to a rigorous and thorough public consultation that we can then ignore if it disagrees with us." mockup

"We must put this to a rigorous and thorough public consultation that we can then ignore if it disagrees with us."

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'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.' mockup

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

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If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

If you lived here, this sign would block your view. mockup

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

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'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?' mockup

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

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"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

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(Used to be) END.

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'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?' mockup

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

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'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.' mockup

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

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Urban Elite Critic Gifts Collection

Urban Elite Critic Mugs

Discover our full range of urban elite critic mugs—clever designs that make mornings more amusing and stylish.

Urban Elite Critic Pillows

Find the perfect urban critique pillows—comfortable and witty accents for any city apartment.

Urban Elite Critic Prints

Browse our prints designed for urban critics—highlighting their love for city life and clever humor.

Urban Elite Critic T-Shirts

Explore our collection of urban critic t-shirts—perfect for expressing their sharp wit and city-smart style.