Elite Urbanite Gifts

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Sloaney Pony.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Mr Metrosexual.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"The end of my patience is near!"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Urban snail

Third-Floor Rapunzel

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

Swells discussing thier coats

A businessman pushes Cinderella aside and takes the carriage.

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

"The three of us. We’re a pod."

'Ah, it's great to be back in the big smoke!'