Elite Lifestyle Gifts

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Greenwich in the Season'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

"I detect an accent – money?"

Ladies who lunch.

'New money or old money?'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Big RV Camping

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'