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"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Sloaney Pony.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Greenwich in the Season'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"The end of my patience is near!"

Urban snail

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Third-Floor Rapunzel

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

Swells discussing thier coats

A businessman pushes Cinderella aside and takes the carriage.

'Ah, it's great to be back in the big smoke!'

"The three of us. We’re a pod."

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'