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'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Napoleon marches off alone

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Urban relocation

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Third-Floor Rapunzel

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

'The date didn't go too well. I should have taken her to a place that had more challenging placemats.'

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'