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Sloaney Pony.

Social Exclusive Unit.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Greenwich in the Season'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Champagne Charlie.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"I detect an accent – money?"

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'New money or old money?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"