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'Greenwich in the Season'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

Night of the Living Well-Read

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

Immoral Country Club

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

"They're not rich-rich, but they're rich enough so that we wouldn't feel uncomfortable around them."

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"

'I hear your headmaster's only listed in Who's Who.'

"Doctor Bradford Harrington. Formerly of Westport and Palm Beach. And you?"

"Can you help me out? I'm a little bit short with my club dues."

"Saint Bartholomew's Home for Trust Fund Brats"

"How's school? Have you made some cronies?"

"Your butler, your father and I are concerned that with grades like these, you'll just end up being part of the 99%."