Elites Pillows

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

Night of the Living Well-Read

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

Immoral Country Club

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

"They're not rich-rich, but they're rich enough so that we wouldn't feel uncomfortable around them."

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"

"Can you help me out? I'm a little bit short with my club dues."

"Saint Bartholomew's Home for Trust Fund Brats"

"How's school? Have you made some cronies?"

"Your butler, your father and I are concerned that with grades like these, you'll just end up being part of the 99%."