Elite Society Enthusiast Pillows

"Can you help me out? I'm a little bit short with my club dues."

Sloaney Pony.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Afternoon Tea

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

Wall St. Glitterati

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

Immoral Country Club

'A Chiswick Fete'

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

Ladies' Mile