Elite Society Enthusiast Gifts

"Can you help me out? I'm a little bit short with my club dues."

Sloaney Pony.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Afternoon Tea

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

Wall St. Glitterati

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

Immoral Country Club

'A Chiswick Fete'

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"