Elite Enthusiast Gifts

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"Just be yourself."

Sloaney Pony.

La Table

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Theatre Crowd

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

French Street.

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

Trapeze Artists

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"

Eight puns

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"