Ab Enthusiast Gifts

The $68.00 comeback special

Welcome to the Team

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

You're my Statue of Liberty

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"But is it..?"

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'Will a six pack protect you against market fluctuations?'

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

Man with a big question

The Art Critic

'I don't examine. I'm into theoretical medicine.'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.