Elitist Enthusiast Gifts

'I hear your headmaster's only listed in Who's Who.'

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

Others will fight for you

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Pre-Old Blues

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Todays Sermon: 'Can our entitlements be saved?'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

John Banville

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

Arabian Buyer

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"Why do you hate leap years?"

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'The Garrett Club'

Wussapalooka

If first past the post goes, procreation by coalition will be possible!

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

'I haven't talked to you about business ethics, have I?'

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

A thinker seeing his own thought.

Whistle-blower.