Ebook Elitist Gifts

We create an e-reader that shows the world your cover on the outside. It'll advertise your interests. Plus, it'll let us all make snap judgments about each other. We can walk by people, see what they're reading and think about how superior we are. You're salivating. Technology, personal judgment. Say no more.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

Champagne at the hunt

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Tea Snob.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

"Sorry, sir. But if you can't pronounce it, you can't have it."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

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"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

Wussapalooka

'The Garrett Club'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

International Blackballing Association.

"Of course we Left care about the working class! Just as my shoemaker, my gardener, the wine dealer or the tailor!"

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

"I feel intellectually superior to people who take sugar in tea and coffee."

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"