Music Elitist Gifts

'The Garrett Club'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Champagne at the hunt

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Tea Snob.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Sorry, sir. But if you can't pronounce it, you can't have it."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

Wussapalooka

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

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"I can't sleep, I've just read the weather forecast and I'm afraid that Cliff Richard will sing again..."

"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

Abbey Road Evolution

'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"Of course we Left care about the working class! Just as my shoemaker, my gardener, the wine dealer or the tailor!"

'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

"I feel intellectually superior to people who take sugar in tea and coffee."

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"