Artistic Elitist Gifts

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Champagne at the hunt

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Tea Snob.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

'What the hell is this the age of?'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

"Now who's being judgy?"

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

'This looks like a bad case of Humorous interruptus... commonly known as cartoonist's block.'

"The dove must be back."

"Sorry, sir. But if you can't pronounce it, you can't have it."

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"This doesn't leave much room for creativity."

'The Garrett Club'

"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

'Oh Suzie, I love it: It's both artistic and practical...'