Elitism Enthusiast Gifts

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"

Others will fight for you

"Yes, one is a dog."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Pre-Old Blues

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

Todays Sermon: 'Can our entitlements be saved?'

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

Arabian Buyer

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"Why do you hate leap years?"

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

If first past the post goes, procreation by coalition will be possible!

Wussapalooka

'I haven't talked to you about business ethics, have I?'

'The Garrett Club'