Elitism Gifts

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Oxford University rejecting bright student because he's from the north

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Greenwich in the Season'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'The Garrett Club'

"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

International Blackballing Association.

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

"Of course we Left care about the working class! Just as my shoemaker, my gardener, the wine dealer or the tailor!"

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"

'All of a sudden, I feel so ... so common!'

The Snob Fund - Sorry, Closed to New Investors.

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

After school club

"What are you pretending to be absorbed in?"