Elitism Explorer Gifts

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Move Right

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

Moral Values for Dummies

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.