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"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Moral Values for Dummies

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

Genetically modified food

"Don't go there."