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"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The Mainstream

"God works in mysterious ways."

All-Purpose Obamatoon

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

A man without a chicken on his head!

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

Conformity

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

Psychiatry. I'm starting to take it personally when people say we have a representative government.

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'I'd like to thank you for participating in our new 'colleague empowerment policy'.'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

International Blackballing Association.

"The Man Who Knew Enough"

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

"Of course we Left care about the working class! Just as my shoemaker, my gardener, the wine dealer or the tailor!"

"They say statins don't work but they must be doing something, I've never felt so lousy in my life!"

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

"You will now open your eyes and have no memory of me charging you twice for this session!"