Elitism Observer T-Shirts

International Blackballing Association.

"Yes, one is a dog."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Austerity Egg Hunt.

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

Facebook in Crisis

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

Peace at last !