Elitism Observer Prints

International Blackballing Association.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Yes, one is a dog."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Peace at last !

Austerity Egg Hunt.

TV and man

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Nicolas Maduro

"Die alone"