Elitism Critic T-Shirts

"Of course we Left care about the working class! Just as my shoemaker, my gardener, the wine dealer or the tailor!"

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Yes, one is a dog."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

First class only raft.

The Artificial Intelligentsia

France's Loan to Russia

Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!

Tax Haven UK

Pay Rises.

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'Please help me reach the level where lobbyists work endlessly to get me a permanent tax cut.'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

'The Boer focus group at Spion Lop feels Pax Britannica is overrated, sir,'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

Wussapalooka

"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

"Application is online only - if you've money for a computer to do so - you'll fail the means test!"