Elitism Critic Pillows

"Of course we Left care about the working class! Just as my shoemaker, my gardener, the wine dealer or the tailor!"

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Yes, one is a dog."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

First class only raft.

France's Loan to Russia

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

Pay Rises.

Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!

Tax Haven UK

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

'Please help me reach the level where lobbyists work endlessly to get me a permanent tax cut.'

'The Boer focus group at Spion Lop feels Pax Britannica is overrated, sir,'

"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"Application is online only - if you've money for a computer to do so - you'll fail the means test!"

International Blackballing Association.