Elitism Observers Pillows

"Yes, one is a dog."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

Economic Crisis

Can you spot all five scenarios of discrimination towards people of color? Good luck!

Immoral Country Club

International Blackballing Association.

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

Workers and Managers Demonstrating for Pay.

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

Political Partridge in a pear tree spoof.

'As soon as gay marriage is legalised I'm divorcing you.'

"Of course we Left care about the working class! Just as my shoemaker, my gardener, the wine dealer or the tailor!"

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

Independence Day 2012

"Exercise? I've been run off my feet with Boris's stupid 30 million letters!"

Close of the season - The London footman exhausted.

Official Government Version

'Why is it always about YOU?'

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."