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"Welcome to the club. Not my club, mind you - you couldn't afford that."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

Economic Crisis

Can you spot all five scenarios of discrimination towards people of color? Good luck!

Immoral Country Club

International Blackballing Association.

Russian Exceptionalism

'As soon as gay marriage is legalised I'm divorcing you.'

Workers and Managers Demonstrating for Pay.

Political Partridge in a pear tree spoof.

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

"Of course we Left care about the working class! Just as my shoemaker, my gardener, the wine dealer or the tailor!"

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

Official Government Version

Close of the season - The London footman exhausted.

Crowds Gather for the Opera in the Zoological Gardens

"Exercise? I've been run off my feet with Boris's stupid 30 million letters!"

'Why is it always about YOU?'

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."