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'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

Others will fight for you

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Todays Sermon: 'Can our entitlements be saved?'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

John Banville

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

Reference: Who's Who/Who Cares

Arabian Buyer

"Why do you hate leap years?"

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'I haven't talked to you about business ethics, have I?'

If first past the post goes, procreation by coalition will be possible!

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

'The Garrett Club'

A thinker seeing his own thought.

Whistle-blower.

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

"Well, there is one more procedure I've always wanted to try."