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"I would LOVE to have clone of myself!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Imagine

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"You think I would have sunk forty thousand clams into this lemon if I had known they were coming out with a nine-dollar boner pill?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

As Seen On TV

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Who are These People?"

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'