Egotistical Explorer T-Shirts

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Lumbar support animal

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

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'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Who are These People?"

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Moral Values for Dummies

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

'How close to the truth do you want to come, sir?'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'To hell with the rules.'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.