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The Water Diviner

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'To hell with the rules.'

Man talking to a tree.

"Flying is great and all, but I've discovered the simple pleasure of going for a walk..."

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Mad Scientist Supermarkets.

"Who are These People?"

"Well Alice, some may say I'm mad, but who are they to make such a claim? Being your own unique original self is a beautiful liberating thing! To live as someone else demands is to be a willing slave to tyrants."

scientist

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Alice in Wonderland - Drink Me.

"In France, I'm a genius."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Imagine

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Chiller Theatre

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Open House of Horrors

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Is this who I am?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.