Eccentric Experimenter T-Shirts

Problem solving centre.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

A mad scientist.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Imagine

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I feel so seen right now."

"Who are These People?"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

"You there - shoo!"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

Scientist with test tube.

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

'To hell with the rules.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.