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"I love this town!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Hay Rides $10

Imagine

Open House of Horrors

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Who are These People?"

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"I can't eat all that."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

A mad scientist.

"You there - shoo!"

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

Man talking to a tree.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."