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"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."

Ghost School.

Hay Rides $10

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"I can't eat all that."

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

Confusing directions,

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

Memories/New Experiences

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"Perhaps a glass of Chardonnay at the Bar a Vins?" Jacob said, invitingly. But when he turned, there was no one.

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

Jumping

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

Modern Presents

Sparkling Waterbed.

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"You. You. And you."