Eerie Experience Seeker Gifts

"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."

Ghost School.

Hay Rides $10

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Swinging through the jungle.

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

Confusing directions,

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

Memories/New Experiences

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

Jumping

Modern Presents

'The Tropics Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

"Perhaps a glass of Chardonnay at the Bar a Vins?" Jacob said, invitingly. But when he turned, there was no one.

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"You. You. And you."

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'