Eccentric Experience Seeker Gifts

"I love this town!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Hay Rides $10

Imagine

Open House of Horrors

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"I can't eat all that."

A mad scientist.

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Problem solving centre.

'To hell with the rules.'

Man talking to a tree.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."