Eccentric Lifestyle Explorer Gifts

Crazy World

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Imagine

Open House of Horrors

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Who are These People?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"We grind our own catnip."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"You there - shoo!"

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'To hell with the rules.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Man talking to a tree.

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'