Eccentric Explorer Gifts

The Water Diviner

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'To hell with the rules.'

Man talking to a tree.

"Flying is great and all, but I've discovered the simple pleasure of going for a walk..."

"Another epiphany, dear?"

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Mad Scientist Supermarkets.

"Who are These People?"

"Well Alice, some may say I'm mad, but who are they to make such a claim? Being your own unique original self is a beautiful liberating thing! To live as someone else demands is to be a willing slave to tyrants."

scientist

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Alice in Wonderland - Drink Me.

"In France, I'm a genius."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Imagine

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Chiller Theatre

Use your imagination.

"Needs to get a life"

Pastorius wonders why.

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Is this who I am?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.