Eccentric Voyager Gifts

'I aim to be the first man to cross the Atlantic in a tin bath!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

Beach flirting

Open House of Horrors

Imagine

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Working from OM.

"Who are These People?"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

A mad scientist.

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"You there - shoo!"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."