Eccentric Escapade Planner Gifts

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Duck Hunt

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Imagine

Open House of Horrors

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Planned service changes

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Nanny with children on leash

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Who are These People?"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"You there - shoo!"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

'To hell with the rules.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Man talking to a tree.

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.