Eccentric Planner Gifts

"What are you doing?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Imagine

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Who are These People?"

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'To hell with the rules.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Artist painting his brush instead of model.

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Man talking to a tree.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'Welcome to the Crazy Dreamer Department.'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'