Eccentric Planner Gifts

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"What are you doing?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Imagine

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"Who are These People?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'To hell with the rules.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

The Haroplane

Man talking to a tree.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Lighting a Pipe

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Artist painting his brush instead of model.

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

What Newton didn't see

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."