Eccentric Organizer Gifts

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Trash/Recycle/Compost/Bathtub Spiders/Belly Button Lint/Sweaters From Aunt Myrtle/Earwax.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"What are you doing?"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

What Newton didn't see

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!