Eccentric Organizer Pillows

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Trash/Recycle/Compost/Bathtub Spiders/Belly Button Lint/Sweaters From Aunt Myrtle/Earwax.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"What are you doing?"

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

What Newton didn't see

You are what you collect.