Eccentric Escapade Planner Mugs

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Duck Hunt

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Imagine

Open House of Horrors

Planned service changes

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Nanny with children on leash

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Who are These People?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"You there - shoo!"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'To hell with the rules.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

Man talking to a tree.

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.